Kais penis

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

Penis

the cutest thing in the world ;)

"Aw that penis is so cute I just wanna hold it and kiss it all over!"

by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019

Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.

Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

[Skinny penis]

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT

"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis

by NamPNH May 12, 2019

Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019

penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019