hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.

Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.

by Hhhhhwhat December 31, 2024

Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022

Whiskey click

Making questionable decisions on a device while intoxicated on whiskey.

Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.

by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024

whiskey jug

Post rear entry situation, one must blow into the receiver's anus which will create sounds similar to a whiskey jug in a bluegrass band.

Hey Dale, you ever whiskey jug your wife?

by Bubbalubba February 10, 2025

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

whiskey breath

When someone performs good oral on someone after having a few drinks.

I took that girl home after bar close and she had whiskey breath.

by Straight answerz November 27, 2017

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018