vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

by Vaginal Mitch July 18, 2004

vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

by t June 29, 2004

vaginal demon

Going to town on the vagina.

During sex you are humping the crap out of the vagina.
So, you are a vaginal demon after having sex.

by EphraimisaBJer November 30, 2007

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

1. Shelia: “rabbit! rabbit! I got vaginal fluid!”
Rabbit: “Oh My goodness! It’s leaking!”
2. When Flo Walked Home Shortly There’s This Leaking On The Floor.
Flo: “Oh My goodness! Please! I got vaginal fluid! Help! On the floor!”
Gordon: “mom! What happened when you got home?”
Flo: “oooh Sorry, son. I have to go to Bedroom to check”

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

vaginal beatdown

The vaginal beatdown is commonly treated with ice to reduce the swelling

A girl known as Nikki Nova, from Staten Island, is no stranger to the vaginal beatdown.

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

vaginal hubris

Over-confidence or arrogance about one's sexual abilities. See the song "WAP" by Cardi B.

Examples of vaginal hubris:
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"

by anonymous November 27, 2020

vaginal slurp

That sound her pussy makes when you pull out too quick.

"Dude, I was fuckin' her last night and almost came but when I pulled out she had a vaginal slurp and I lost my boner!!"

by Abs jags October 13, 2015