Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.

"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

by mayor of riley May 6, 2010

go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

by dotnosedgirl February 20, 2011

Tracked-out

1.) Often used as a part of snowboarding vocabulary, it is used to describe an area where the snow has been over-ridden and is no longer worth riding. 2.) Used to describe a decidedly promiscuous human being.

Oh dude, chair 6 is tracked-out like a 2-dollar hooker.

by Chaston October 29, 2007

tick tack

a very very tiny penis

yo i heard around thaa jeremy's penis is so small that it is a tick tack

by E A P October 25, 2006

geo tracker

The poor man's Jeep.

He is rollin in the Geo Tracker like it's stylin.

by Aubbie G June 14, 2008

bait n' tackle

Phrase referring to an amateur shooting a quick porn video in Las Vegas for much needed cash.

"John lost it all at the tables; he had to do a bait n' tackle to get airfare back home!"

by B&T December 28, 2007

tacketting

The act of secretly masturbating to gay porn.

I was tacketting to guys having sex as my mother was in the other room.

by Rosacea Mederma April 13, 2009