Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture

I gave my brother Cock and ball torture

by HE'SREACHING March 6, 2026

Canadian shit torture.

When your friend has diarrhea on the top bunk of your bed and it drips through the mattress and onto your forehead, which prevents you from sleeping.

Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.

by PurpFr March 15, 2026

Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn

A term coined by SML reviewer Dabhdude around 2016–2017 to describe SML videos that heavily involve Chef Pee Pee getting abused and/or mistreated. Another version of this is "Marvin Torture Porn", which is basically the same as Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn, but instead of Chef Pee Pee getting mistreated, it's instead Marvin.

Dude #1: Bro I just watched the latest SML video, and all it was was just pure Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn.

Dude #2: I know dude. I miss the old SML where their videos actually had a plot instead of just relying on mistreating their characters.

Dude #1: Don't we all?

by GoGo_Gadget March 26, 2026

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Cock and Ball Torture

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨

Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣

by LeGooner July 21, 2025

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025