Tongue Tornado

When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.

"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Tornado

A natural disaster known for its wind power. Common in Great Plains of the United States.

Can range from being an EF1, EF2, EF3, EF4 and EF5. They are rated on how much damage they create.
EF1| Can kick over trash bins, tear branches out of trees
EF2| Can create small damage on a house or car
EF3|Can uphold a roof of a strong house, pick and throw a small car
EF4|Uproot trees, rip apart furnitur and walls
EF5|Level homes, throw around a bus, and really just flattens everything in its path.

We better take cover! I see a tornado!

by I eat crispy bacon July 7, 2020

Tornado

A spinning vertical cloud which can reach speeds up to 400 MPH,can devastate rural and urban areas. Other examples is the Oklahoma City 1999 tornado,Joplin 2011 tornado. They oftenly aren't noticed,and there are many types. Such as landspout,waterspout,wedge,rope,etc. Stronger tornadoes (EF3+) are rare,and are less than 10% go over EF3 rating.

Mark : "Did you see the tornado hitting the city last night?"
Jessica : "Yup!"

by lobkwlekek1 August 22, 2018

Tornado

President Biden proclaimed that people don't use this word anymore. Only guessing here but, tornado is not gender neutral. The New Word is TornadX, which possibly also is a B-list superhero from X-men, like Storm's long lost sister.

A TornadX hit the white house today. Press secretary in panic mode cleaning up the damage from the Tornado confusion

by Natosuperman September 9, 2021

Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.

Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...

by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025

Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023

Vietnamese Tornado

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and push her down the stairs.

1: Dude, her hair was drenched when she came out of the house, what did y'all do?

2: Bro I gave her a Vietnamese Tornado

1: Damn

by ChaBoiX February 22, 2020