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juicy cum tornado 

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.
Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......
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The Milk Tornado 

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.
"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"
The Milk Tornado by advar February 2, 2022

Toilet's Tornado 

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

to ignite the Tornado 

A German phrase for the fastest way to drink a beer. It is a main part of German culture. To do it you need to lean your head back and rotate the bottle while the beer is flowing into your mouth.
Take a beer. You need to ignite the Tornado.
IGNITE THE TORNADOOO!!!

Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate
"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"
Tibetan Tongue Tornado by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

twin-city tornado 

similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
Damn, shawty hit me and dan with the twin-city tornado last night.

WHAT THE SIGMA.
twin-city tornado by sigma68 April 24, 2024

Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warning

The forney Texas may 28 possible tornado was reported at around 6:00 am, wind speeds reached 75 mph, knocking over trees and destroying fences. Tornado sirens went off soon after the alert was given. On the same day, Valley view and garland was hit by a massive tornado. No lives were lost in forney, across the US, 100 were injured with many others losing their lives on that fateful day, many smiles were lost and the day was turned into despair, May 28 2024, was one of the saddest days for the US.
Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warning