Tongue Tornado

When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.

"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.

As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime

by Amschel September 6, 2025

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022

Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.

Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"

by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024

Tornado

When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box

The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man

by MasterBDC February 8, 2018

tight tornado

When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases

"He gave her a tight tornado"

by literal_garbage November 8, 2017

tornado jockey

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family

if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015