thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.

Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap

by Megalumps December 5, 2017

Thomas The Dank Train

THE MOST MLG TRAIN THEIR IS HE IS GOD HE FINNA CRASH INTO YO HOUSE AND BRING THE MLG. THOMAS THE TRAIN IS RELATED TO THE MOST WIDE KNOWN MLG GODS A.K.A SNOOP DOGG, POKEMON GO, THE WAE, KERMIT TEH FROG. THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN IS GREAT

YOU KNOW THOMAS THE DANK TRAIN? YEAH THE MLG ONE? YEAH HE IS SO COOL!!!

by ET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 7, 2019

Lauren Thomas

A very bright, insightful, caring, loving person. She has a heart of gold and loves to have a great time anywhere she's at. Is exceptional at putting goofy smiles on peoples faces. The illest ex soccer player in America. Laughs like a hyena and is nicknamed "Ed"

Look at that Lauren Thomas swag.

by CreeperKeeper August 22, 2011

National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass

I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020

Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.

Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Thomas

A tropical cocktail originated in Michigan.Tequila, gin, rum, vodka, orange liqueur, peach Schnapps, and sprite.

Dude: Man i'm faded, i need to go home
Guy: No, I think you need one more thomas
Bro: OK, if dude throws up i am not cleaning that shit up

by Dagfasho June 14, 2013

Thomas

The coolest dude in the world! Always super ripped and a shredded cunt

Hey dude you're ripped!

Yeh brah people call me thomas

by Iamtheninja December 5, 2013