Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015

Port

Port Macquarie, a city in New South Wales with just over 50,000 people last time I looked. Middle-class, conservative (Liberal-National Coalition), full of retirees and holidayers. Expensive for a regional city though. Located in the Hastings Region of the Mid North Coast.

Port is where you’ll find the Billabong Zoo and the Breakwall amongst other things.

by MinecraftBloke123 May 31, 2023

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021

Port Charlotte High School

Everyone who attends this school is bonkers. Absolute nutcase. The students here are comparable to monkeys in straight jackets. Lots of school spirit tho. Poor as hell.

"I'd never go to Port Charlotte High School. Everyone at that school has lost their minds"

by Yomamacurios August 27, 2021

Port Salerno

Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std

“Bro, wanna go on a 3 day meth binge”?
“Fuck ya bro, let’s hit up Port Salerno”

by Johnny Rage January 11, 2022

Port Glasgow

Where aw the shitebags kick aboot and get kicked aboot and hide on buses n beg junkies a draw ay their vape cause they are junkies themselves. located in ay shitey inverclyde scotland

"Ers at horrible junkie hogbeast kaci forbes who kicks aboot port glasgow"

by jobbieg123 April 1, 2025

Blown Gas Port

A type of tug-o-war between an asshole and exhaling lips.

Or

A garbage tier barrel with a few thousand rounds through it and the gas port has opened up enough that the owner is reconsidering their purchase.

I got the farts. I need a blown gas port tonight!

Should have never bought that bore cam, that blown gas port looks heinous!

by GunSlapsTech February 1, 2025