Tan Man

1. Concept of the ultimate product of miscegenation or race-mixing, the point when multi-ethnic oreo becomes mono-ethnic mongrel race, may more broadly be applied to the idea of a dystopian future where the "melting pot" has totally "melted" and every human being is ethnically identical, and individual cultures have disappeared in favor of a super politically-correct/tolerance-obsessed global one.

1. Dude, do you see that pregnant Filipino lady holding hands with Lenny Kravitz? Yeah hopefully she miscarries and they won't release the Tan Man upon the world! 2. I saw Barack Obama on TV and he is the closest thing I have ever seen to the Tan Man. 3. Black people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 4. White people, defend yourselves from the advances of the Tan Man! 5. Arabs, defend yourselves from...you get the idea.

by S. J. W. H. February 1, 2007

Ashley Tan

A tan so sterotypically orange.

"Dayyyyyummmm that bitch has an Ashley Tan"

by Chanelli July 30, 2012

Xbox Tan

The skin tone one gets from sitting in a basement playing call of duty for days without sunlight.

Jeff: Dude, you have such a great Xbox Tan.

Jim: I know right!, i haven't gone outside all week!

Jeff:... I don't think we should be friends.

by TheTopGamer August 2, 2010

Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011

ran tan tan

A phrase used to describe whatever you want it to mean

Person 1 hey babe ill rant your tant for twenty tants
Person 2 ok rant lets tant each other
Person 1 Ay baby ran tan tan

by ran tan tan October 8, 2011

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

spray tan

when your doing a bird up the gary glitter and she has diarrhea, whilst having sex it creates a thumb over hose spray effect on your stomach

i was doing this chick up the arse the other day and ended up getting a spray tan

by ollierb February 20, 2011