phantom driving

driving to a familiar location while thinking about something else without realizing you are driving to the wrong location.

I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.

by munch68 August 28, 2013

Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.

Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.

by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010

Danny Phantom

When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.

*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*

OMG where is my poo?

"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"

by Fritzyboi July 17, 2022

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016