Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

Brillo pad

Brillo pad is a dull wire scrub used to help remove substances from pot and pans or other kitchen equipment

shawty pussy so trash it felt like a brillo pad she fine asf though.

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

Pad

The thing that covers blood from going into pants or shorts when coming out of a vagina

I saw a dirty pad in the bathroom today

by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019

Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024