A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017
Get the Clark Middle Schoolmug. The worst school you’ll ever go to filled with ghetto ass bitches and dumb fuckheads and snakes. There’s rape in the fucking air
by Baddest Biatch October 2, 2018
Get the Clarkmug. Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks
by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022
Get the joseph clarkmug. by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 15, 2020
Get the Charles clarkmug. A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
Get the A date with Kimberly Clarkmug. Seth Clark, a really buff and cool dude that likes to play football and whip up some bomb ass steak for his homies. Seth Clark is a shark because of his powerful punches when some idiot gets in his way, Seth is Clark and Clark is seth.
“ oh shit here comes seth clark. watch out for seth. looking at him can lead you into a 1v1 on basketball”
by Beanbob44 June 21, 2023
Get the seth clarkmug. This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.
((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"
by barry clark February 21, 2019
Get the Barry Clarkedmug.