cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.

I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.

by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020

Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

clean elijah

Me

I’m clean Elijah

by Wolfie the titan February 13, 2021

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)

i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake

by michael foolsley November 24, 2012