butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019

choice butts

the best cigarette butts in the ashtray.

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."

by ghostfeller January 11, 2008

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.

Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt

by acerz2able August 27, 2016

butt glue

used in internet chat rooms, mmo's etc for when a user loses connection, the butt glue is passed on as a sign of goodwill that the disconnects stop.

Mary is disconnected, then returns

Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol

by Perthy May 25, 2016

butt fever

The common symptoms of the stomach flu which includes vomiting and diarrhea.

Butt fever is the most unspeakable part of the stomach virus.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

Poop in the butt

This is a phrase that is used when you want to explain how poop is in the butt, or you want to seamlessly add to the conversation.

“What’s your answer to the trolley problem?”

“Poop in the butt”

by hate_gt May 22, 2023