terrorist

A fictional character trait opposite in lore to the unicornist in that they exist only when one believes in it.

George-Oh my god!!! terrorists!!!
Gregory-EE GAD, man! I already checked under your bed for the boogey man and your closet for chupacabras...what's next!?

by geedubs February 15, 2008

terrorism

Simply put, using threats of death, violence, insurrection or intimidation for political gain occuring most often in the Middle East, but is spreading rapidly around the world. Terrorism is not a 20th Century phenomenon. It traces its history back many, many centuries. Terrorism, in its traditional sense, began in the Middle East and is actually the result of an ongoing family feud between the desendants of Abraham: Ishmael and Issac and the battle between Israel and Palestine. According to Genesis chapters 21-22, Abraham was promised a son by God in his old age. As a result of his unbelief, he had an illegitimate son named Ishmael (the father of the Arabs) with his maidservant Hagar. Abraham and his wife Sarah then had a younger, legitimate son named Isaac (father of the Jews and ultimately the nation of Israel) that God had promised. According to Jewish law, the first-born male of every family (Ishmael in this case) receives a birthright. The birthright was land (today the nation of Israel). However, Ishmael was not the legitimate son and was not entitled to the land but to Isaac instead. After Abraham’s test by God of offering Isaac as a sacrifice, he was promised a “great nation”—the Jewish nation and ultimately the land of Israel. Ishmael and his descendants tried to take the land away from Isaac’s descendants and everything has been hell as a result. Terrorism is the result of this family feud because it denies Israel’s right to exist and wants to destroy it. Terrorism supports the creation of Palestine (which has NEVER existed). Numerous terrorist organizations have been created in the Middle East to destroy Israel and the Jews, but all attempts will fail. Terrorism has spread throughout the world and has reached Europe and the shores of the United States.

Terrorism is a cancer to a freedom loving society and is a political, social, cultural and religious problem. It is traditionally driven by Islam.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

ecco-terrorist

An assclown that burns SUVs and causes more trouble than the SUV they bur

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

shower terrorist

A person uses up all the hot water by taking long showers.

Also see water terrorist

Man, what happened to the hot water? Damn Bagha's such a shower terrorist.

by L January 16, 2005

terrorism

N. Terrorism is literally unstoppable. Now that that's been cleared up, terrorism is an idea spreas through a network of guerillas and sleeper cells. The idea is to use excessive violence and shock and awe tactics to get your way, hence the name "terrorism." Although terrorism is highly frowned upon by Americans and most of the "free world," it seems to be the most effective means of attack, in that since it's carried out through an authoritative idea rather than an authoritative figure, nobody can really end it or really combat it. As long as humanity can speak and communicate their ideas freely, terrorism and the idea of terrorism cannot be stopped.

First, why would we go to Iraq to stop terrorism. We had no allies, too few soldiers, and no clear reason. Even before Saddam Hussein was "president," Iraq was a better country. We bomb the crap out of it for no reason now. We've destroyed more of Iraq than Saddam. Second, how the hell do you stop an idea? We're catching smoke with a fucking net.

There are only two terrorist in this world:
Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush.

by DeusExMagna January 1, 2006

Group Terrorist

Someone who has the really annoying habit of hijacking any group situation.
An individual that must be heard and will monopolize a group whether or not they are the appointed leader of the group.

The AA meetings went fine until Natalie arrived. She would talk for the entire hour and no one else would get a word in edgeways. The other members called her the group terrorist.

by Sofaqueen March 12, 2008

nasal terrorism

when some one from a foreign country that does not know how to use soap and sits next to you in a public setting via the bus,train & dmv it could be anyone from a dirty faggot to a dirty arab,south east asian,chinese,japanese west africans etc.

yo this Indian dude was committing nasal terrorism yesterday this dude stinks

by DonArmando July 10, 2009