temptention

The urge to camp out in the woods for a comparatively short period of time ("TEMPorarily live in a TENT"); this feeling usually develops when your presence at home would be undesirable/inconvenient, such as when you're wanted by the cops, or your over-the-age-of-legal-adulthood status interferes with your family's receiving state/federal assistance. This craving to "rough it" is usually fairly easy to fulfill if the weather is reasonably mild, since all you'll need to adequately survive is a small tent and a few clothes and blankets and other basic accessories. Plus in most cases your house is not going to be watched 24/7, and so usually you can sneak back home for midnight visits a couple times a week to shower and replenish your food/toiletries before slinking back to your remote campsite, while still allowing your family members to truthfully tell the authorities, "Oh, he doesn't live here anymore" if they come asking about you during the daytime. And then, once the heat is off (such as when "they" eventually give up looking for you, or after the desired government-assistance is supplied), you can quietly return to your home, and then keep a fairly low profile till the community gradually becomes re-accustomed to your presence.

The regulations for low-income-family assistance are not written with human reality in mind, and so there's a lot of temptention for assistance-seekers to "remotely conceal" various family members while the eligibility-evaluation proceedings are being carried out.

by QuacksO February 14, 2017

Templeitus

A vision digeneration disease that affects your eye sight. It typically causes blurry vision that can eventually lead to extreme "near sided" vision or being legally blind. The only known treatment is steroids which is administered with a surgical needle through the temple to the back of the retina

I am losing my vision due to my hereditary Templeitus.

by Eye Science May 27, 2017

Temper

An aggressive man you do not want to f*ck with.

Ay yo this man is a real Temper, he roasted me all because I ate his chicken wing.

by tempooh alias December 21, 2017

Temple of Doom

When you nut in a chicks mouth and before she can spit it out you push up her lower jaw while pinching her nose forcing her to swallow your load. Extra points if you chant during release and call KALIMA while she swallows.

Ol' girl wouldn't swallow so I had to give the Temple of Doom. Kalima bitch.

by BDTopherD May 2, 2018

Temper Bi

An individual who claims temporarily bisexuality, when they’ve been caught performing sexual acts on another individual of the same sex/gender. Then the said individual receives a free pass on the matter and can’t be mentioned

Drill sergeant : “private cox why are you holding another privates, Privates!”
Private cox: “SIR, TEMPER BI, SIR!! “
Drill sergeant: “Well okay then Private as you were.”

by JokerStroker January 26, 2018

Temperoids

The reaction to having an encounter with a Osiris'phalice Temperance Angel.

That's going to give you temperoids, I wonder if that falls under the category of cock stuckery.

by 1 J. June 28, 2018

Temperoids

The flare up involved with the global populous of getting screwed in the anus by finding out what the shut off code in the Snowden Movie does.

I don't think ointment is goingntoncalm down those temperoids.

by 1 J. June 28, 2018