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Smells Like Teen Spirit 

The most overrated song that has been #1 for almost a decade, always beating out the superior Michael Jackson's Thriller video. Sung by Kurt Cobain, commonly referred to by degenerate youth as "God".
"Smells Like Teen Spirit sucks. Thriller is a better song, and a better music video. You know it, and I know it. So get over it."
-me
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Dave December 25, 2004
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quirky teen 

a cool, fun teen that everyone LOVES to hang out with! does crazy stuff with moms permission. on the weekends, loves to shop at justice.
"i'm so jealous she has the best nerd glasses!"

"omg what a quirky teen"
quirky teen by mak money January 16, 2017

scene teen queenz 

internet celebrities. hot girls who show up at every show and have connections. like scene queens but younger and hotter. they are still in high school.
the scene teen queenz are WAY hotter than the scene queenz.
scene teen queenz by Mad-e-line September 11, 2006

Pre-teen player 

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14
"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"
Pre-teen player by Marc November 11, 2003

Pre teen 

A young girl under the age of 13 (that does not include 13 yr olds your a teenager if your 13)
some may be mature while others are still acting like they're a child. Some are very mature.
They start wearing makeup, carrying purses with lip gloss, acting older,being more polite, and kinda cooler around these ages.
they sometimes get electronics.
If you are confused of the exact ages of titles like preteen and teen and child and baby and infant and toddler.

{LIST!!!}
Infant=under 1
Baby=1-2
Toddler=3-4
Child=5-9
PreTeen=10-12
Teenager=13-17
Young adult]=18-19
Adult]=20+
Im the 5th one on there^]
:D
Yay but i am a girl'
I havr to write the word pre teen so there i did it

Puffy teen nips 

A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.
Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"

Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"

Miss Teen National Treasure 

Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?

Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??

Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'