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Swing Low

to have oral sex.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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swing ones ass

The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.
Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.

Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.
by johnnyb July 23, 2004
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Swinga-Dings

the folding arms on glasses and sunnies
Me: F*ck man! someone stood on your glasses and broke the swinga-dings!

Orlando: NOOOOOO! not again! *sits in corner to cry*
by Peter Lamb January 14, 2008
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swing-ball

The origins of the game of swing-ball are both complex and convoluted. Sadly, much of the history of this great sport has been lost through the decay and ravages of time. Nevertheless, a rough sketch of the creation and development of the game can, at least in part, be ascertained.

In the Autumn of 2001, a handful of high school students from Hawthorne, New Jersey met to discuss their plans for the upcoming season. The game of soccer had grown in popularity in the small town over the last few decades, and several of these young men actively took part in the local school team. The group hoped to develop a training regimen that would assist in improving their own dribbling and passing skills, as well as general fitness and agility.

The result of this brain-trust would be what we now know as swing-ball. Early pick-up games at Goffle Brook Park quickly became common-place, and a call for organization and structure for the sport soon became deafening. In response to this, the founders of the sport agreed upon the establishment of an official organization: the United Swing-Ball Association (U.S.B.A.). This association now oversees all known amateur and professional leagues globally.

It is hoped that this website will assist in uniting and mobilizing all future grassroots efforts for the advancement and establishment of swing-ball leagues.
Ben: There's a swingset!
Charlie: Anyone have a soccerball?
Dave: Yeah!
Joe: Anyone up for a little 2 on 2 swing-ball?
Unison: HECK YEAH!!
by DMBoyd June 13, 2008
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swine faux

The fact the regardless of what you have (a cold, a cough, or just don't show up to school)every person in the room accuses you of having swine flu or the fact that any sickness will now be referred to as Swine Flu to the common public.
GUY 1: *sneeze*

GUY 2: Bless You

GUY 1: Thanks man.

GUY 3: Ugh! Don't bless him! He has Swine Flu!

GUY 2: Ew! nuh uh!

CLASS: What!? Guy 1 HAs Swine Flu! RUNNNN!

GUY 2: Dudes, chill it's Probably just "Swine Faux"
by Xzjak May 7, 2009
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Swing steak

Bull testicles served as food: the cut of meat that swings when a bull walks.
My friend ordered a pizza with swing steak on it. He told me afterwards I'd eaten testicles.
by Guy Incognito12 October 13, 2013
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Swing

If something is swing, it is all cool and chill. This means that everything is fine.
Everything is so swing right now!
by IShatOnYourLawn February 18, 2018
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