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Newton Shelton

Failiure
by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022
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Colton Shelton

Colton Shelten is the most beautiful man you will meet.
He is such a pretty boy and he will make you feel like every love you've had in the past was nothing, compared to the love you feel with him.
by Hawkvin:) September 13, 2022
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Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.
"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."
by bronzeborne October 7, 2023
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Alca-Seltzer

Antacid tablets dat they give you while you're staying at Da Crossbar Hotel.
Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.
by QuacksO November 14, 2024
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Helter Skelter

1). The one Beatles song that may have been the first metal song to ever grace the world.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
by 7568ino December 25, 2023
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Helter Skelter

A gay guy who has an intensive love for large black Dick

Also a fat girl who can’t play call of duty or function outside of the kitchen.
Wow she’s a real helter skelter

I bet he moonlights as a helter skelter on weekends
by PupperBull March 13, 2024
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