Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012

stiffy

A stiffy is a snowboarding trick
or a word for children for an erecton.

"i did a 180 stiffy yesterday"
"have you ever had a stiffy?"

by Triggy January 23, 2005

stiffie

a very strong alcoholic drink

Make a me a stiffie!
WOW, this stiffie is strong!

by I AM CASEY October 19, 2007

stiff

a word used to describe a really dry joke.

your joke is so stiff its unbelievable

by thug#1 July 13, 2003

Stiffy G

A woman with a boner.

Shes got a big stiffy g.

by Tempest Surge December 21, 2006

stiff mcgiff

It's where you got the old whiskey dick and you try to fool the cuntbag by sneakily using your fingers, or any other hard object within reach, instead of your cock.

Dude 1: So bro what did you do with that girl last night?

Dude 2: Nig I gave her the ol' stiff mcgiff.

Dude 1: What you had whiskey dick?

Dude 2: Ellll yea.

by Slam and Scrammers December 29, 2009

bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004