talk stalker

Someone (usually you dont know them) who seems to follow you everywhere and always tries to talk to you. Often texts and leaves comments on your space.Always tries to strike up a conversation while you are talking to someone else

So why dont you like Jim?

Hes a talk stalker

by me no wait Jesus December 8, 2007

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

Stalker

n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.

Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.

by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003

stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

anti-stalker

n. adj. one who pretends to not stalk while in the act of stalking.

"He had the nerve to say he didn't know this was my house. He's such an anti-stalker"

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012