Smolt

The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.

"My penis was like a forest, but after a round of smolting it was all gone!"

by Clxotn May 11, 2024

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Smolt

The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.

"Yeah, I smolted yesterday."

"How is it healing?"

"Its gone."

by Clxotn May 15, 2024

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Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.

“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”

by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024

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(noun) An extremely brutal technique of martial arts originating from the Pennsylvania, United States. The action is smacking somebody on their chest and pulling on it, twisting their shirt, causing physical, psychological, and financial damage.

(verb) To give somebody a stold

"Keep talking shit and I'll give you a stold"

by Invetix_WxYz November 20, 2024

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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

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