Scab Stealer

A person who cuts the flesh of sleeping people, then later rips the scab off and collects them. Once the scab stealer has collected numerous scabs he/she makes a scab pie.

Look honey, the scab stealer took one of your scabs again.

by devjuhnateok January 28, 2010

bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.

Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'

by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010

J-Steelo

The art of pulling off the seemingly impossible in a style that only a half-man half-amazing being could.

He told her about the other girl he's dating and now all three of them are in a relationship, that is strictly J-Steelo.

I told my job I'm officially looking for work but will help them transition I went at them with the J-Steelo; they gave me a raise and a contract.

by JBeamin March 31, 2011

sara steere

short blonde girl. Slightly intimidating and demonic.

Hey your bein so mean right now dude. stop bein such a sara steere

by tom cstric September 24, 2011

fag stealer

A fag stealer aka a guy who mopes about the communal share house and when no one is looking does a sleuth move of taking a handful of whomevers marlbro golds/ winnie blues/ etc are left on the table over night home before sunrise after big party.

" what the f? I had a whole packet of 25's fags I use sole purpose for spinner they last me a week! I stay here and my whole pack is gone overnight? what is this the fag stealer version of the "Elves n the shoemaker??"

by sue doe nim November 14, 2013

balls steel

The ablility to fight somone by dragging your balls across thier face repeatedly.

I have balls steel.

by shinymantle July 8, 2014

Story Stealer

Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.

Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."

Story Stealer

by jjkkmm June 9, 2018