squashka

mixture of vodka, squash and water. easy and cheap way to get absolutely fucked. some people may mix with lemonade but this is simply unacceptable behaviour and ruins the original premise of the beverage.

student 1: i haven’t got any mixer i can’t just drink straight voddy all night, what u got ?

student 2: squashka mate

by maebemds July 23, 2021

white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007

dit squat

Incorporated into the vernacular of a generation rapidly approaching senility in a final, futile attempt to exhibit their extensive knowledge of slang words. Unfortunately and inevitably leads to confusion, incomprehension, and finally ostricism from those whom that person is trying to impress. Most linguistics experts agree it indicates an approximate value close to zero but never having a negative value.

I didn't get dit squat back on my income taxes.

by Squeeb Morb September 19, 2007

Grape-squashing

Having anal sex where the receiver has hemorrhoids

He turned her over, and did some grape-squashing.

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

by nineninenine March 4, 2010

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

Rally-Squatch

When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.

Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.

by Mike109999 October 10, 2013