When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eagle mug.Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.
You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.
by PseudoYo March 13, 2023
Get the ghetto spread mug.A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
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Get the Unevenly spread mug.An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
Get the spreading financials mug.County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
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by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
Get the county spread mug.A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
Get the Spread mug.The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
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