paris soffe

a p*rn star who smells like fish

“oi she’s a paris soffe”

by donkey1010 October 5, 2021

ms scoffie

The best teacher ever and loves to eat wieners and buttholes and eats baguettes daily. Oui oui. Also eats little wieners for dinner lunch and breakfast

I’m totally gonna ms scoffie tonight

by Fart kicker butthole May 31, 2022

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Wacky Spaffy

Beating a women while cumming.Hippy Style

Let’s do the Wacky Spaffy

by JDCxz October 27, 2023

Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025