Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

split fish

New Zealand voluntary fireman slang for vagina, commonly used when shouted from the fire engine.

Show us your split fish!

by Bernhammer July 31, 2005

split the wishbone

The term used to define having sexual intercourse with a woman.

I met Melissa out for a drink then we went back to her place and I split the wishbone

by Vikstar1 July 30, 2009

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

Split Screen

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011

Split dick

A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

by Mango86 August 15, 2019

blumpkin split

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

by really coolsdf October 7, 2009