Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 28, 2011

junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 20, 2013

Poser Speak

Used to make fun of metal posers, the metal equivalent of leet speak.

You take a bunch of genres, bands, and famous metal musicians and you make a random inaccurate statement or you just spell the names wrong for a band and famous musician.

Typical examples of Poser Speak:

"Maytallica was not even thrash during mister of puppets, kill yourself poser"

"DION RUINED BLACK SLABBATH"
" I'm pretty sure Tom Araya era Metallica was the best, their best album was Holy Diver # Grind Core #Not Thrash "
"Paranoid was Opeth's best album # Thrash for lyfe"

by Bass Salad November 19, 2014

Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants

I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker

by IzEliz April 30, 2015

Reverse Speak

Reverse Speak is a method of physiological propaganda. (see Concern Trolling) Whereas perpetrators present purposeful misinformation to their target group while feigning allegiance (Usually by presenting said information inside in-group zones or by using their dialect) While usually being targeted at newer or casual members, this can cause confusion, misdirection and strife among the whole group. When done in large enough numbers can cause a domino effect when users take the misinformation as the status quo, and begin to echo said information among other users. If done for a long enough time (new users will mould themselves to new information) will cause a maturity plateau. Where legitimate users who believe said misinformation will out-populate or out-control the original users belief systems. Reverse speak is when these newer users unknowingly or inadvertently echo the previously stated misinformation. Believing it to be speech of the group.

Pro Bernie-Sanders message board

Perpetrator:"Backing Hillary Clinton is the only way to win the elections against Trump, he is an evil man who cannot be allowed to win"

member:"Bernie Sanders is great and all, but Hillary is our only chance at winning"
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LATER member Status Quo:"Hillary Clinton 2016, we can try to get Bernie in office next time"
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EVEN LATER member Status Quo:"Bernie is actively taking away votes from Hillary. Stop talking about him or you will be banned.
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Original member not status quo anymore:"This was originally a Bernie Sanders board, how did it come to this"
member status quo :"You are a shill from the Trump team. Stop trying to destroy our message board!
Original member not status quo anymore:"You are reverse speaking".

by handlehandlefandle December 20, 2017

you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer October 5, 2018