When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
by Christine Jeremy December 24, 2008
Get the Sampler mug.Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
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2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.
3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.
4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.
5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.
6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.
8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.
9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.
10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.
11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.
12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.
13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.
14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.
15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.
16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.
17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.
18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.
19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.
20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
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