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Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.
by Christine Jeremy December 24, 2008
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simple request

Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.

2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.

3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.

4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.

5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.

6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.

8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.

9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.

10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.

11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.

12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.

13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.

14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.

15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.

16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.

17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.

18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.

19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.

20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015
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simpderace v2

the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.
the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

have you listened to "THE BAK" by SSJ9K? Yes, I have! It was posted on simpderace v2 on instagram
by simpderace December 27, 2020
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simplemadness

LJ user who wears a cowboy hat, also known to run by various aliases including "guy in the cowboy hat"
Look! There's simplemadness! Hey, and there is simplemadness's Cowboy hat.

Yes, thats him, the guy in the cowboy hat!
by Jack the ripper May 3, 2004
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simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl
Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"
by jerkstore7373728281 January 17, 2014
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Simple noms

Simple yet deliciously satisfying food/drink.
Dayum, these grapes are such simple noms.
by datstudentlife July 13, 2015
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simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.
When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.
by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018
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