Southern Shower

Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.

"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.

by MarkWT February 18, 2009

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011

Frat shower

The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.

"Mmm baby you smell so good."

"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."

by RelapseSAE October 23, 2011

slave shower

When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.

"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."

by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013

ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

Trini shower

The act of your girl giving you a blow job while taking a shit and ejaulating in her hair

During sex Sunita wanted to take a shit so I gave that bitch a trini shower

by Czars868 June 14, 2016

golden shower economics

What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future

"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"

"He practices golden shower economics"

by Gun_totting_lib May 25, 2018