election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

by filipos May 25, 2009

Beach Season

The motivation some need to sculpt art, we know as the body. Generally, refers to the time of year where young adults of both sex hit the gym in a strive to getting those love handles off and 8-packs out. This requires an enormous amount of motivation and dedication to diet and gym. This is a key process in order to attract other young adults.

Beach Season

by tankap14 May 17, 2011

Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".

Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.

by bill&neal4ever June 29, 2011

Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..

Suh its hoe season.

by Oglelo May 24, 2018

Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

by Doodle128 May 11, 2022

don't disturb hoodie season

Don't disturb hoodie season is the time where your girlfriend can't ask for your hoodie because it is getting colder then Santa's North pole

Girlfriend:can I have your hoodie I'm cold
Boyfriend: hell no it's don't disturb hoodie season and it's cold as fuck
Girlfriend: ....

by Colton bass November 22, 2019

Holiday Season

Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.

Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!

Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.

Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*

by JeChristo July 25, 2011