Feckled Squinkie

I’m gonna kill you with a rock.

“The bird in Twin Peaks is a Feckled Squinkie

by Krill-Johnlenin February 9, 2025

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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011

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The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

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The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.

Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..

by MAH007 February 22, 2022

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The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.

Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022

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