stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010

stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Rosetta Stoned

When someone not ordinarily prone to party, live it up, or be out of control does just that.

Man, Michael Phelps got cold busted getting Rosetta Stoned.

by Otto the Orange February 3, 2009

stonedrunk

The condition of being stoned and drunk at the same time.

We drank some Green Dragon in our hotel room and went watersliding stonedrunk.

-or-

I had a mickey of Vodka and did some bong rips, it got me really stonedrunk.

by thanielusher May 10, 2006

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

No Points Scored

Basically the greatest band in the world.

3 members Eric, Andrew, Evan

by Wouldn't you like to know? June 21, 2003

stoned

wen ur so high ur mor than fukt up

"dooooooood im so fukt up"
"no man ur stoned bitch"

by capron April 9, 2004