Schlong

An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.

Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.

by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022

schlong

a cock

thats a big schlong

by round ass mug November 7, 2022

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Schlongophobia

Extreme fear of penis, fear of gayhood and gay people. non-hostile homophobia .

Terry: I think your friend Matt is a little gay.
Jim: Too bad. Im ending our friendship, i have Schlongophobia, i refuse to endure gayness.

by Dashofliquor November 20, 2022

Schlargolupgh

A word used in place of "A big hot buff man packing major schmeat"

plural: Schlargolupghi

the police found 20 Schlargolupghi in the basement of Sheen Estevez's residence.

by Xecro December 15, 2022

Schloog

The greatest Cryptocurrency ever made, by the greatest people ever. To the mooooonn!!!!!

'You have to buy some SchloogCoin!! Its going to the Moon!!'

by Schloog Miner December 31, 2022

Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023