sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

Sand in the eyes.

As an expression, it is often used by the speaker to communicate awareness that their actions may be perceived as “over-dramatic” by an observer; though relating to a primal desire to survive, the only rule is…

There are no rules.

1: That email is messy.
2: Nothing wrong with sand in the eyes.

1: What the f-
2: Sand in the eyes.

by Bricked March 24, 2023

Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves

I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves

by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 20, 2021

Khaki Sanding

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.

Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 4, 2021