Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.

i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost

by JewWords August 20, 2016

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022