Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.

Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick

by Hottysauce November 20, 2021

Salmon Panty

the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish

Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.

by Skankbone November 26, 2013

Salmon Trench

Colloquialism of Vagina.

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."

by bunt January 18, 2008

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

brain salmon

Two thirds peach vodka, one third Arnold Palmer.

Did you try some of that Brain Salmon last night?

Yeah, that shit was dope.

by jamundertoast July 18, 2016

Salmon slappa

Two lesbian having sex on decking fresh out of water ( preferably salt water) sissoring and slapping their salons together therefore making them salmon slappers this can also be used for for single lesbians since they want to be a salmon slapper xoxo

Have you heard V and M have been slapping their salmons together they are salmon slappas

by We Hye salmon slappas May 3, 2024

Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021