sad daniel

Sad Daniel is a drunk and homeless drug addict man, hoo lives sumwher in queensland and is scared of da surfers *coughcough*policeman*coughcough*

Oh look, here r the surfers. Don't tell Sad Daniel.

by Teagan June 10, 2004

sad nap

The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.

Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.

by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006

sad pancakes

Refers to a set of abnormally small titties. Often accompanied with flat nips.

Mike: "Dude, did you bang that feminist with the decent rack last night?"
Nick: "Man, I thought she had a solid B-cup. But when I got her shirt off she actually just had some sad pancakes."

by SlickDickNick January 6, 2016

Sad coma

A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.

Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.

by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019

sad days

When one has run out of cannabis.

Person 1: "Dude, i just smoked my last bowl, and i'm outta money for at least a week :("
Person 2: "sad days, bro. sad days"

by Heavy Metal \m/ August 24, 2009

contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.

"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."

by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014

sad but true

a MetallicA song
its SAD BUT TRUE that they sold out.

st. anger sucks balls

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005