by the ghostly February 12, 2018
Get the Anal Surprisemug. following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
by victoria-00 November 20, 2006
Get the magical surprisemug. When you nut and catch it in your hand then proceed to rub it in your pubic hair then rub it in your gf eyes
by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021
Get the Chewbacca Surprisemug. Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
Get the Goblin Surprisemug. The act of giving your sexual partner "THE"orgasm of their lifetime and one they'll never know without a Pittman to give them that good ole Pittman Surprise!The type of orgasm that cannot be duplicated by anyone except a Pittman by blood!
I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 6, 2021
Get the Pittman surprisemug. The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprisemug. by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008
Get the Cocoa Surprisemug.