San Diego Chargers 

A mediocre NFL team in the AFC West, Every time they make it to the playoffs they choke, Their best player is juiced, And their fans happen to be the softest in the NFL.

I mean c'mon, their colors are baby blue and yellow.

- San Diego Chargers

San Diego Chargers by Altai January 18, 2010

san diego surprise 

When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)

Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise

san diego surprise by Scottbob November 26, 2004

San Diago 

Of course discovered by the Germans. THey called it, "San Diago", which, of course in German means a whale's vagina. It DOES NOT mean Sanit Diego. In fact, scholars maintain that the true translation has been lost.

San Diago! Drink it in! It always gows down smooth.

San Diago by Azteca October 19, 2007

San Diego Chargers 

THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE! Has theb best running back of all time in LaDainian Tomlinson!

Mommy, what is the best and worst team of all time?
Honey, the best team is the San Diego Chargers, and everyone knows the worst team is the Oakland Raiders!

San Diego Chargers by ShAdY July 26, 2004

San Diego Toupee 

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

San Diego Toupee by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

San Francisco Shiner 

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.

"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"

San Francisco Shiner by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

San Diego Shit Sandwich by GringoTN April 4, 2009