Slacker

A person who doesn't do their work and focuses on other bullshit that make them have an unsuccessful life.

Person A: Why aren't you working?
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.

by xSlxshii April 12, 2017

snackerfell

A fat person that is unable to stop eating and blames her own obesity on thyroid disorders

Holy cow look at that snackerfell she's going to eat it all

by sammboi102 April 15, 2017

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

urban slacker

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.

“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”

by Line Drive May 15, 2007

cd stacker

A girl that has massive nipples... able to stack your cd collection on them

that girl looks like she could stack 10.. looks like a good cd stacker

by Bradaconda May 17, 2009

Shop-slacker

A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.

C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.

by hollowoath September 16, 2009

gash snacker

A lesbian or more broadly someone that eats out girls.

Alicia is such a gash snacker.

by weetabox February 5, 2014