ridonkulas

Ridiculous, absurb, crazy, an act of stupidity. Something you wouldnt normally see, or hear about.

Yo that shit is ridonk(short for ridonkulas) That kid's bike is ridonkulas.

by Roman December 27, 2004

Knight Rider

White girl that loves big black cocks

You see Erica over there? yea shes a Knight Rider.

by theblacksican July 17, 2016

moose rider

doing a moose in the butt

your a moose rider

by fuck houthf November 13, 2003

pony rider

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.

You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?

by Ed G March 8, 2008

stunt rider

Most notably a female pornstar. However it can also mean a female "fuck buddy" or a girl who pleases you sexually with no emotional ties.

Opposite of a stunt cock which is a male pornstar.

The pornstar Destiny Dixon is a stunt rider as illustrated by her tattoo which states "stunt rider"

by gooberz April 15, 2010

Kentucky low rider

When a car with stock suspension is lowered by an obese person in either the front or back seat.A person of 300+ lbs can lower the car up to 4 inches and can bounce the vehicle if he/she chooses to shift weight.

"yo my cousin is a fan of chicks in Kentucky low riders."

by ApimpNamedSlickback August 21, 2007

Fucktard Harley Rider

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.

That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!

by Jay buckwheat April 28, 2012