Fat Rat

An offensively large dump. A crap of such grave proportions, that should the cruel bastard decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.

Accomplice: Where ya goin?
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.

"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"

by TSVandenberg July 13, 2012

rats ass

its a lack of caring

i don't give a rats ass about the customers at walmart

by Dairy Queen August 26, 2005

Riddle Rat

Individual who attends Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. Usually loaded/wealthy or is in a status of high educational debt.

"Hello fellow Riddle Rat!"

by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

rats in a shoebox

An expression used to describe two incarcerated men confined in a prison cell designed for one man.

We are like captive rats in a shoebox for a good portion of every day, expected to behave as gentlemen and not even imagine killing one another!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

rat's tail

A haircut where the majority of the hair is cut short, with one long, thin "tail" of hair hanging at the back of the neck, and is often bleached blonde. Characteristic of both bogans and muzzas. Similar to the mullet, but with much less hair left long, and steadily replacing it in popularity.

"Look at the rat's tail on that bogan kid."

by jely April 7, 2008

station rats

Anyone who looks or acts like the bums that hang around at stations but are not actually bums. The most distinguishing feature of a station rat is the smell - they smell as if they have smoked and eaten garlic for the past six years and not bathed once. This means you, station rat.

Station rat one: Gee, Dylan, yo smell like a kajigger!
Station rat two: thanks, Deanne, you too!
Station rat three: hey dudes! hows it smellin'?
Station rat one and two: hey roland
Station rat one: you smell like you've slept in a ditch full of cigarettes and bums
Station rat three: i haven't
Station rat two: i have
Other station rats: ........

by Ratta June 17, 2006