randomed

when ant mele dies in cs this is the excuses he makes

"he couldn't have killed me, it was random jobber luck"

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Random

An adjective used mainly by ignorant teenage girls to describe pre-determined, nonsensical words that are no longer funny.

Cynthia: "Oh my god! I am so random!"
Intelligent Marcus: "Oh really?" *rolls eyes*
Cynthia: "Yeah! I like dinosaurs! And monkeys! And ninjas! And condoms!"
Intelligent Marcus: "First of all, the plural form of the word 'ninja' is the same as the singular form. There is no such word as 'ninjas.' Second, that's not random. Half of that shit was stolen from your other friends on MySpace that are also NOT RANDOM. Third, you know what's really random? Glass jars manufactured in Mexico full of Komodo dragon semen. And Bill taping Nerf guns to his ankle. And radioactive ceramic electricity doing the Hokey-Pokey. That's random. Not fucking dinosaurs and squirrels and whatnot. Fuck off." *slaps Cynthia*

by Intelligent Marcus January 8, 2010

Random

A derogatory term that no one really knows the meaning of used in shooters such as Gears of War, which originated from the overrated clan-based community Gamebattles. Used mainly by people who believe that it is a successful substitution for a real insult, when in reality it only makes you look like a loser who takes online trash talking way too seriously.

Player1: Take the shotty to your face, RANDOM!
Player2: What? What did you just call me?
Player1: You heard me, RANDOM!
Player2: ... Go die, now.

by The Lancer October 6, 2008

random killing

Random Killing (Roblox), is only an excuse for people to complain about other people fighting in a fighting game, which is really what "Random Killing" is, it's simply fighting in a fighting game. Therefore, it isn't even a real thing.

Player 1: "Yo! That guy is random killing me!"
Player 2: "Random killing isn't real lol"

by RamBruh November 21, 2021

random hookup

being drunk and making out with someone, whether you know them or not

i just had a random hookup with (insert name here)

by lsy28 October 20, 2010

RANDOM BUTT SEX

the act of randomly having butt sex.

or the act of shouting RANDOM BUTT SEX

most commonly done at slumber parties

Person: hey guys, lets get some pizza
Random Person: RANDOM BUTT SEX!

by MOHAMMED's BOOTY MEAT December 22, 2010

Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.

I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013