cock pushing

when a guy shoves stuff down his bell end, until it is big enough to fit another man's cock down it. He would start off with smaller objects (like a nail or screwdriver) until he's ready for the big game.

cock pushing is wrong, just plain wrong, unless your drunk...then it's fun

by lemonboy September 30, 2006

cushin for the pushin

A really Hot girl who has a really nice ass than is so soft that often makes your dick shoot bullets even before you touch the vagina, but if your quick you can push in and give her the full load.

Eric: Jessica has a great Cushin for the pushin man!

Johnny: I bet you didint even get it in all the way, did you?

Eric: Yes I did! Im afraid though that i might have poped one of my testicles in her anus on the way in...

Johnny: Sick man!!!

Jessica: Hey Johnny, Hey Eric.

Johnny: Hi testicle ass!

Jessica: (slaps Johnny in the face)

Eric: (Kicks Johnny in the nuts)

Johnny: (starts cryin then pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both in the forhead then becomes a "Necropheliac" with Jessica)

by PussyMinister6000 February 3, 2008

Pushing Pete

The act of a male whom pushes his pete into things out of curiosity, things here being women, men and things ( pumpkins, gourds, coconuts, bottles, fleshlight, peanut butter, Vaseline, buckets ext.)

John : hey Jim I’m starving bro you you any bread and peanut butter?

Jim : I wouldn’t touch the peanut butter bro I been pushing Pete

by Drazwing January 14, 2022

pushing p

🅿️ dont mean nun of that gay shit sb just changed it like ju said😂😂😂😂😂

ju made this💯💯💯💯. “pushing p”

by jusosa January 18, 2022

puhonetit

Similiar to the magnificant soothing almost songlike nasanance and beat harmony to the word "pyiuncuhl" puhonetit is unorthodox in it's spelling but true to sound of word itself. puhonetit refers to the past tense form of relinquishing one or many conjoined large volumes of air from one's rectum hole. It has been hypothesized that the world should be spelled: poot, or even poont, but both suggestions fail short of the complexities of the spoken word itself and are insufficient.

Ayo, ayo check lil mont.<laughing>baaahhaaahah. Aye-o, haaa, yo, check this nigga... yo nigga... you puhonetit?

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

pushin' the ugly

When someone won't keep their ugly opinioins, unecessary drama, or fugly face to themselves. Making it hard for someone to escape your ugliness.

I was trying to ignore his existance, but he keeps pushin' the ugly.

by ughbutter March 18, 2009

Pusmonkey

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010