Urkel Punch

-verb: a short, jab-like strike to the breast. Primarily used to discipline; but can also be used in BDSM. Named for 'Family Matters' star Jaleel White (better known as Steve Urkel) who was once accused of punching a woman's breast implant.

-noun: an act or instance of Urkel Punching.

(v) I knew she liked it rough, but I was shocked when she demanded to be Urkel Punched.

(n) Expecting the Chris Brown treatment, she covered her face in fear, leaving herself completely susceptible to the Urkel Punch.

by f'd August 4, 2010

cooter punch

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.

She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.

by Menou. May 10, 2006

Punch me in the face

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018

Anal Kidney Punching

sticking your cock so far up a chicks ass that you poke her kidney and she pisses blood

guy1: what are you doing tonight?

guy2: oh my woman wanted mo to practice my Anal Kidney Punching.

guy1: oh....

guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.

by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

Riot punch

A fruit flavored beverage mixed with unhealthy amounts of grain alcohol, usually consumed directly from a container of no less than 1 gallon for guaranteed effectiveness. Strong chance that consumption will lead to rioting and fighting, with added possibilities of pillaging, plundering and conquering of small villages.

Let's drink some riot punch before the game and bring the pain. I'm gonna annihilate some poor girl's vagina.

by NGC316 February 3, 2010

accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019