Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Portal

used as a single encompassing sentence/exclamation, to describe a site/object of historic, architectural or artist value, also used as a description as an activity, or reason.

This word started as a description from the game 'ingress' and has now evolved to mean pretty much anything to do with the game, including reasons to play, taking long detours, higher than average phone bills, late for social events,

It can even describe the effect done by people that submit lots of new portals, or the effect of an area after lots have been approved, often putting the fear of god in players afraid to open their scanners.....
"the fear of being portaled"

Examples include...
"why were you so late getting milk?"
"portal..."
"what are you doing up so late on your phone?"
"portal..."
"why are we driving this way..."
"portal..."
"dude.. your late!"
"portal...."
"You have been portaled!"

"what?!? *opens scanner* Oh holy hell...."

by allyourportalsarebelongtome April 27, 2014

Protagonist

One who likes UFC and likes to wrestle with men...preferably shirtless. In a homosexual encounter, will be the giver in anal intercourse. Typically a white male who bases their life on movies they have seen. See Antagonist.

Hey, bro, I totally watched fightclub last night, and I wrestled Timmy. He was being a protagonist. My ass still hurts.

by Pork Sausage McGee June 5, 2009

portabe

A person who wants to be Portugese but isn't. See wanabe and Portugese

Look at that chick with the baseball cap and the fake skin! What a portabe!

by Elmo Homo October 15, 2006

photamahoag

a thin penis with an even smaller head

what a photamahoag

by Barry Loss October 13, 2003

porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 6, 2009