Peen

Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.

I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"

by A.larsun August 6, 2011

e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.

On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.

by Rougie March 30, 2004

Peenk Taco

A Member Of The Band THE PEENK BURRITO

I play the Bass in THE PEENK BURRITO

by Willaim March 1, 2004

peen

the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.

That fatty from G'bro is a right peen

by Legend88888 December 9, 2010

Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019

Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen

by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019

peen

mis-used word. not related to wangs in anyway

there is no such word as peen

by peen-war March 10, 2008