Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy

A behind-the-door deal in which Pittsburgh Sports team will win a few Championships here and there in exchange for having a really shitty baseball team. Usually their championship win are fluke wins.

This can easily be explained.

Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions

Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.

Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.

by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

The Pitts

The worst show in the history of television.

The family, and the show, are The Pitts.

by Donkey Kong Song December 26, 2003

Pitts

Being sick on a guy's penis or scrotum after gagging on it. Also know as giving someone a " Pitts " can mean three gay men having anal together.

Sorry about that Pitts last night!

by ConnorJason June 3, 2014

pittsburgh

Shithole. Kind of cool at first, but notoriously difficult to escape. Nothing going on. Suburbs are even worse. Never come to Pittsburgh without a good exit strategy.

Calvin: Where do you think people go when they die?
Hobbes: Pittsburgh.

by stuck June 20, 2006

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

Dedicated, Die-hard, Loyal, Loud, Appreciative, Non-shit talkers (we let our team do the talking for us) Non-bandwagon jumpers, Proud, Generous (we gave sports many innovative ideas, ie:the terrible towel, tailgating, traveling with our team, which includes cities across the country) The only proud fans that can lay claim to 6, count them 6 of 7 Superbowl Trophies, with at least another in our sights. We don't mind paying the money to watch our team, We don't care if we are the only fans who care that we won a Super Bowl, wouldn't you be as well? Proud that we got to have 6 out of seven winning Super Bowl parties, it only gave us 6 more excuses to drink beer. Proud that we had the pleasure to watch a shit ton of super star athletes win our town 6 out of 7 NFL Titles. Not only have we had the pleasure of winning 6 Super Bowls, but 3 Stanley Cups, and 5 World Series as well, that's a lot of ticker tape parades. Pittsburgh, a drinkin' town with a football problem! Never did understand why so many hate Pittsburgh Fans, and it's not just football, it's hockey as well, forget baseball, we know we suck, and it's not like we talk crap on other fans, in fact we are the friendliest fans in the NFL, go to any Steeler game in Pittsburgh and meet the fans, we will party with you, and feed you while our team is smacking yours around, but we will be friendly. :)

Pittsburgh Steeler Fan

by A1SteelerFan December 16, 2011

University of Pittsburgh

Manheim Township University; Where you will see most people from your high school

Why are there at least 60 people from Township going to the University of Pittsburgh?

by mtxioti91 May 21, 2009

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

by john john January 3, 2005