Déjà-phone

The false sensation that your phone is ringing or vibrating.

"Hang on, my phone is ringing... Oh no, looks like I was just having a déjà-phone!"

by WG-KMX May 25, 2009

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Ear phone check

When you put your finger in your ear to remove little wax in your ear before putting on earphones.

Alexander: ohhh danm carter next time do and Ear phone check before you put on my earphones. You got some wax on them.
Carter: my pleasure Alex.

by slickcj January 5, 2010

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ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE ER-in-pleys-FOHN-vois, noun, verb
noun
1. the sound or sounds uttered through the mouth of living creature Erin Place, speaking into a telephone at decibel levels beyond normal human speech (somewhat unbeknownst to the speaker) exceeding the tolerance of the freakishly sensitive hearing of her boss, Sarah.

2. The faculty or power of uttering such sounds by any other living creature in the absence of Erin Place.
Verb
1. the act of using such a shouting voice that can only be translated in writing by using all caps.

noun
USING THE ERINPLACE PHONE VOICE IS HELPFUL WHEN TALKING TO OLD PEOPLE OR TAILORS.
verb
HE IS DEAF NOW BECAUSE I JUST ERINPLACE PHONE VOICED HIM.

by rereb September 8, 2012

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cell phone addiction

One that lacks acknowledgment to everything but their cellular device.

His grades are dropping, due to cell phone addiction.

by Johnathan Porsche October 27, 2013

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Stay-at-Phone Mom

A woman with kids who decides not to work, so that she can spend more quality time with her cell phone. Often spotted at Costco, pushing strollers, and supervising playground visits while yakking to other S-A-P moms on her phone.

Wow, look at that Stay-At-Phone mom over there by the swingset! I bet her kids are crying because she's too busy talking to her best friend and won't push them.

by FranklinGirl September 19, 2009

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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

by greoee October 1, 2011

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